Karaoke Web Standard

This Version:
http://youtu.be/dAecpAcyFCw
Latest Published Version:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karaoke
Preview Version:
Browser You Loved to Hate

Abstract

This specification defines a new API, focused on semantic language processing for two-way communication with a remote host. Eschewing typical binary protocols, this new interface creates a system-to-system forced sonic recognition on the receiving party.

Note 1: This API does not grant access to the libation enhancement suite, a codebase addition deemed instrumental to the deployment of this technology by the editor of this document.

Note 2: This API is considered an experimental web standard. Spec authors are encouraged to modify the specification in a manner that fits their vocal aptitude, melodic preferences, or appetite for embarrassment to maximize impact and accelerate candidate recommendation status.

Terminology

KWS Bitrate - The frequency with which receiving parties bite their lip in response to miscalibrated signals delivered by the originating party.

P2P Connection - The unanticipated connection formed by dual party delivery of specific KWS API module, “I Got You Babe.”

Compiling Error - This error is routed in the incorrect translation of lyrical data strings (often a localization issue).

Crooning Kerning - The distance between disparate semantic parts of a delivery packet; “slurred” delivery often a result of over-application the libation enhancement suite.

Decibel Creep - The oft observed effect of escalating amplitude levels throughout the course of a KWS delivery session.

Unauthorized Access – As the length of the session persists, the likelihood of unauthorized access to microphone instance increases.

The Karaoke Example

// Initialize the Karaoke object and pass the song to play
				
var song =  setKaraoke( "Call Me Maybe");
			
				// Initialize the Singer object
				
var singer = setSinger();
			
				// Set the Singer experience level and seconds before killing the mic
				
singer.setLevel( 1, "n00b", 120 );
			
				// Buffer the song to prevent lag
				
song.openBuffer( 120 );
			
				// Set the volume
				
song.setVolume( 30 );
			
				// Display subtitles to screen to assist singer
				
song.subtitles( true );
			
				// Begin karaoke session
				
song.play();
			
				function setKaraoke(e){var t={openBuffer:function(e){},setVolume:function(e){},subtitles:function(e){},play:function(){setTimeout(function(){window.location="http://browseryoulovedtohate.com/"},2e3)}};return t}function setSinger(){var e={setLevel:function(e,t,n){}};return e}

Dependencies

This specification relies on several other underlying specifications

Audience Enthusiasm
Receptive receiving parties is key to success. Liberal application of the libation enhancement suite has demonstrated remarkable positive net effect.

Wingman
A secondary input from complimentary delivering parties has shown to increase successful delivery by 83.6%.

Forced Participation
Reluctant participants can be prompted to interface via physical coercion, social pressure and underhanded bribery.

Music Selection
Selecting a favored delivery mechanism (Journey and The Village People found to be statistical favorites) will increase your chance of success by exactly 43.78%.

Demo

Acknowledgements

Many thanks to the Internet Explorer, aka Browser You Loved to Hate, team for making this web standard a priority. Pushing the web forward one song at a time.